When you find a friend you can act stupid with:
and the one who refuses to do it with you
with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn
OMG WHAT IS THIS
i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit
sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??
for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint
i had to move back like 15 ft before it worked
This camera man got a raise that night
"talk dirty to me"